That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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