Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I puked a lego.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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