even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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