honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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