there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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