She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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