I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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