I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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