And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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