its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I enjoy the company of your penis
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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