I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I have tasted many bathrooms
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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