Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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