He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Rumble strips road head = magical
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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