I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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