do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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