Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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