apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize
