If i come over, it means nothing
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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