yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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