no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dual....:-)
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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