Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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