How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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