Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
