Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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