I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
