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say what?
wanna hang out?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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