Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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