I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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