Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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