I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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