when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
well you can't waste a boner
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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