he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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