We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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