so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
