Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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