Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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