Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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