this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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