yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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