Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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