Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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