why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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