so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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