can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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