The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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