I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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