My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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