Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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