so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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