i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I just googled if crying burns calories
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
