shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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