Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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