Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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