"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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