don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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