so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
