It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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