at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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