the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Randomize
